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Sunday, January 19, 2014

Hunting the Unicorn: It's a Trap!





Remember this: Perfume and love songs are romantic but it could cost you…..your horn.

After reading about the black rhinoceros hunting permit auction, my mind was at the pointy end of a horn. What is it about hardened tissue on the head that drove people to madness, turn on their family, or put them in harm’s way?

I decided to walk the perimeter of my social media, checking for holes that would-be creepy bandits could breach. Trust me. There is always someone trying to get in. On my excursions to public pages owned by exhibitionists, I had come across a question some person asked. How do you trap a unicorn? What motivation would drive a person to perform such an act in the first place? I thought the folly of this idea interesting because of the fact that there is tapestry art depicting the hunt of a horse-like creature with a single horn on its head. These works of art are referred to as the Unicorn Tapestries, which are interred in the Cloisters in New York.

In the spirit of one horned beasts, this seemed an appropriate subject. After all, the tapestry themselves, either true or fiction, are of a group hunting a mythical beast. It has the formula; men questing to catch or kill a beast, an innocent woman, and the ever-present shadow of deception or manipulation. Let us not forget death because this is how the story ends. Something has to die in exchange for something else.

What I needed was some kind of formal documentation. At what point did the unicorn first come into the reality of man? The list of historical names came into view. There was Ctesias, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Prester John and Genghis Kahn. Yet no women?

This tapestry work could be symbolic of historical events from a bygone era. It could also be some strange documentation of a beast that lived once but now is extinct. We don’t know. There is no actual proof of a unicorn horn, skeleton, or other. Somewhere it would physically have to exist, unless it’s truly magical and evaporates back into the Ether from which gives the creature birth. This thought would require the person to believe in some kind of supernatural event or magic. This becomes like Bigfoot. Until you catch Bigfoot squatting in the woods, it’s still a pipe dream; possible but still improbable until there is proof.

If you took the tapestries literally, a mythical beast with one horn was hunted. Someone thought enough to create the work, otherwise it might be a fictional depiction of fanciful thoughts. Only mean unbelieving people want unicorns to not be real.

The physical description of unicorns vary depending on geographical region. The single horn on the forehead is the one factor shared over areas.

The misuse of Chinese Medicine has taught us that running from your mortality through the use of alternative medicines to prolong life can exterminate species or resources to extinction. Chinese Medicine has been blamed for the extinction of certain species. It would not be a large jump to believe back in medieval times, there was a one horned beast that could magically ward off evil, keep one from dying of poisoning, or eating its meat to rid one of demons. There are references in the bible about the Unicorn, but when documents were edited, it remains a mystery. It’s a sad day when sacred texts are rewritten to serve current agendas.

The question remained: How do you trap a unicorn?

I looked up several references to find that it was either by a woman, not necessarily physically pure like a virgin,  but pure of heart, perfume, or treachery.

The first example is take a good hearted woman, sit her down in the woods where a unicorn might be and bam…….unicorn comes over and puts its head in her lap. This could be elaborated on with some sort of perfume.

The second example is a man disguised as a woman, perfumes his clothes, wears a crown of flowers and sings a love song. The perfume yet again is what puts the unicorn to sleep on the treacherous pretender's lap. How awful! The unicorn is collared or trapped where by incarcerated or has its horn whacked off. Nothing good ever came from a trick. It is destructive to the tricks end. Reminds me of someone saying, “Ah, look over there.” Only to have you look at nothing then says, “And thus ends the trick.” A person can learn to distrust the trickster when one too many tricks are to be had. It’s the boy who cried wolf all over again. The only exception is Jared Leto.

I then went back to the question of: what motivation would drive a person to perform such an act in the first place? There are good and bad motives. On reflection, this endeavor I am sure is for selfish gain. Why would a man want to trap a unicorn? I give this person kudos for believing in the first place. Well played. I did some research. Most obvious questions were: Is there fear of poisoning? Does the unicorn hunter want immortality? Is there something else I am not seeing? Is the person looking for a spiritual experience outside the mundane into the sacred? Is there a more maniacal motive behind this endeavor? Is the man the unicorn who wishes to put his head in the maiden’s lap but fears the collar? Is the person feeling polluted and unclean yet wants to experience a form of baptism via the purity of what the unicorn represents? Questions. Questions.

The quest was in full swing.

As for love and spiritual experiences, we have the following passage.

“The unicorn’s meaning increased with pictures that interpreted it as symbolic of Christ or love. Christ was pierced on the cross as the unicorn was pierced by hunters. The analogy could not be extended any more than that, but another analogy with Christ presented itself; as the unicorn allowed itself to be tamed by a young woman, so Christ’s divine nature allowed itself to become a baby in Mary’s womb. In some 15th century depictions, the unicorn could symbolize a man’s love, which permits a young woman to tame it and slip a collar on it. When a unicorn is shown tamed, in a collar or within an enclosure, love is more likely the meaning than Christ.” (Johnson 516)

Some would perceive this as a man’s moment of weakness because he falls in love with a beautiful woman that scares the shit out of him. For whatever reason he can’t make the decision to give it up. If we do as Angelia and turn the knobs of our viewing glass a mere 1/8 we might see this as an emotionally immature person’s moment of crux where he truly grasps the unicorn by the horn and becomes a man. Not literally speaking. I could say bull but it's turning out to be a bunch of bull anyway but the message is between the lines. Drink deeply of it. The man becomes brave…….without exerting himself other than deciding to do what he must or wants to do. Self-realization of a part of his manhood he hadn’t attained before. The person no longer has to be treacherous and deceive thus being himself and aligning with his sacred profane self; at peace. A unicorn is not necessary for this but people need their motivators. There will always be treacherous people attempting to lead you off the path. The good news is they might one day step out the dark onto the path themselves. It could happen.

How did hunters get a bad rap in the unicorn story? Those damn tapestries.

First off, the hunters killed a sacred beast. As the story goes, the unicorn  would come to important people during their life or death. That represents obstruction of the sacred and impeding on the timeline of world events to the negation of humanity. Through man’s treachery, a woman is used to capture the beast. Nothing much has changed down through the centuries. Women are either used by force, coercion, lies, or out of their own neediness to please and become a part of some group. One could also take this as the less force you use on gentle creatures the better the result because some animals and people do not require a heavy hand. To be fair men are used by women to. After all, there are female hunters that are not nice at all. Most assuredly every time the trick leads to the death of the unicorn; Evil’s desire to possess, conquer, and kill. No good comes from this desire even if there is some evil in the hearts of men. Some just have more than others.

In conclusion, if a hunter wants to trap a unicorn be weary of the motive. If the hunter is pure of heart and well-meaning then by all means pursue. If the hunter is truly unworthy, it is only through treachery that the physical laying of hands on the mythical beast will end in death. To project the sense of worthiness onto the hunter by besting the mythical beast is to attempt to attain God-like status or be as Achilles. Even Achilles had a heel. Anyone doing this wants to have God status and needs a reminder of humble humanness.

The unworthy hunter has malice in his black heart.  Yet again, maybe a gaping hole where a heart might have been?

“I have captured you and conquered the unicorn. Therefore the unicorn is beneath me because I am truly elevated above its divine purity and rite.”

This is not an honorable person and only through subjugation could make the inner malignancy of his heart fooled to elevation by over-powering something out of one’s comprehension. That is the test of a unicorn: to find a worthy person that does not need to capture, subjugate, degrade, or destroy the symbol of the profane and the sacred.

As for those tapestries, people like to mount heads on the wall for their conquests in hunting. It would be funny if some woman in time wove herself out a tapestry depicting her conquest of a man because she couldn’t put his literal head on the wall. She couldn't  make it obvious to people she was gloating over the conquest of a man, who laid down his sword. Maybe I should rethink the way that last sentence is written. Nope. There is more than one way to skin a knight.

In closing I conjured a poem in my own tacky fashion:

When Midnight Blue

Meets Twilight Night

On Moon Beams dust

Weigh your heart,

O Hunter of Horn,

If treachery filled,

Deceit shall fail

If purity reigns,

Your love song sonnet shall prevail.


~W Harley Bloodworth, poet~


~Courtesy of AOFH~
Written by: W Harley Bloodworth

Works Cited:
Johnson, Ruth A. All Things Medieval: An Encyclopedia of the Medieval World. Santa Barbara, CA: ABC-CLIO.  (2011). Print. Pg. 516