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Saturday, March 21, 2026

Pickled Earth: A Tad Bit Salty

 



Remember this: What was, will be once again. 

I am reading an episode in The Post and Courier/Pee Dee newspaper I grabbed from the hospital. The title of the article is "Hunting for hidden Ghost forests: What SC's spectral woodlands tell us about the future" and is written by Jonah Chester in the March 19-April 1, 2026 distribution.

Jonah Chester goes on to bring up the concept of spectral woods and ghost forests that give birth from coastal shores, estuaries, and tidal rivers. Fits my mythos of creepy southern forest with whispers and hoots of spooks. Is this a tale of dire warning? Most likely.

We would assume that everything of matter that doesn't have progeny, or flourishes will eventually disappear and die. Letting Nature take its course can  mean in the long run Nature will begin to deteriorate to its fatal end. Whatever lives upon it will move on to higher ground in hopes of a way to maintain its survival and existence. 

Jonah Chester goes on to talk about the rising sea levels that are generated by weather patterns known to the region that push the salt water inland. In walks the University of Virginia with a project that is trying to make a case for dead forest prevalence across South Carolina using artificial intelligence and satellite data. 

One such data point in this study is a 350,000 acreage of land called the ACE Basin that boundaries by the Ashepoo, Combahee, and the Edisto. These dead zone locations are across South Carolina but perfuse near the coast. 

This is where I should point out that South Carolina from the coast to the Sandhills use to be a large coral reef. Deep underground there is history. Divers pull it out the Charleston rivers all the time when they dive for shark teeth fossils. 

When migrating people decide they want to move down for the weather, they need to fact check that location the residence is built on. We love a good subterranean termite especially when they float into the yard during floods to remodel the innards of a house with their form of mud artistry in the beams of the wall. Trust me. They are there.  

Let us see if we can transverse a thought process and compound on Jonah Chester's article.

Yeung and his partners are using AI to analyze imagery that will identify dead tree species missed by traditional methods, confirm cause of death for the trees, consider the widespread impact on individual and collective data point locations, configuring ground truth validations, and collaborations. 

Here in this excerpt, Henry Yeung, a lead author on the project states, "For example, if you have a drought eating the landscape first and it dries off the soil and then a storm surge hits, basically you don't have the groundwater storage to resist against the flooded salt water." (Chester B5)

Now mind you, the human termites have been digging all over the South for the Sands of Time without the thought God put it there, so maybe not remove it. Everyday I think about how the Earth is a structure run off of everything that compromises it. Humans are always uprooting a necessary part of the system and moving said thing somewhere else. All that activity leads to substances trapped in the ground coming to the surface and polluting what is above. 

Now let us ask the current question. If this is an issue with saltwater eroding inland due to ocean acidification, climate change, pollution from a variety of sources, humans being humans with entitlement and the ability to not see their habits/actions are causing a lot of damage, what is going to happen when you slap a data center near that location?

Lets just imagine a textbook photo of erosion from the top of a mountain to the sea. One such event is the flood in North Carolina that took out a large area. This flood brought with it trickle down economics from the casebook in ecological destruction. Anything of a waste product is eroding down the slope. It has to go to the lowest point; river to ocean. Along that path things tend to settle here and there. 

The article points out consistency is the one factor when elevation is plotted against a data set of dead trees. It begins to illustrate lower elevations will appear to have more dead trees than upland stands. In a 2020 study, Chester states, "once coastal forests succumb to the salt, they stop capturing carbon and begin releasing it instead." (Chester B5)

But why? Why does it do this? Salt seems to be a major vulnerability. 

As I read further, here it comes.....

Chester writes, "Yeung said one of the project's goals is to provide a "common language" for policymakers to help address the growing issue. As he notes, it's difficult to come up with solutions when there's not a common data baseline to work from. He said potentially installing flow-control structures or flood gates along vulnerable corridors could help curb the ghost forests' spread." (Chester B5)

It all comes down to Law and Order, loss of land, habitat loss, and freshwater scarcity.  Let's get back to the salt of the Earth on them roots.

When salt intrusion occurs in coastal areas, the ground stores organic compound rather than releasing it. Salt disrupts the soil structure and triggers microbial breakdown of old organic matter. What is the salt doing to the ground?  What happens when all this stored up old organic matter is completely gone? Salt intrusion brings in sulfates. Sulfate-reducing bacteria activate and produce chemicals that dissolve iron-mineral bonds that previously held the carbon secure. Dissolved iron releases the carbon and it decomposes. 

Soil stores carbon aggregates that keep the carbon-eating microbes away from the organic matter that is food. Microbes need detritus to survive and flourish. This is the basics of a forest floor. It needs the composting process of litter, soil humus, flora and fauna. This process gives rise to nutrients into the lower levels and soil. What happens when you have areas where the erosion from high to low is pushed by the tide that brings in the salty brine. 

Pickled Earth. 

Sodium ions replace things like calcium and magnesium from soil particles. This causes soil dispersion where aggregates break apart. These broken aggregates uncover and convert hidden carbon to oxygen. Bacteria and fungi are sensitive to salt. Moderate salinity stress can force them to consume more energy to deal with the osmotic stress of the salt. This results in increased microbe activity leading to higher rates of respiration that turns solid soil carbon into gas that is release into our good atmosphere. 

Coastal environments store carbon because soil is anaerobic with low oxygen, bound to minerals, and it is wet. 

Let us ask the question about them tree roots. If a tree is sitting in Earth that has a high salt content, what do we expect the tree to be in a state of? The surrounding environment of its roots are hypertonic relative to the cells inside of the tree. I don't know if you have taken a biology or chemistry class but they teach about solutions. Most plants and trees depend on turgor to move fluids in and out. Its like trees have a heart or kidney problem with all that salt. Trees aren't humans, but can you relate?

The salt concentration outside the root is higher than the solute concentration inside the root cell which cause the water to be drawn out of the roots. This water extraction leads to dehydration, water stress, and potential death aka osmotic stress or plasmolysis. Plasmolysis shrinks and pulls away the cell wall causing the cells to lose turgor pressure. You see this in house plants when they appear to wilt. 

The tree experiences a condition called physiological drought. The tree can't access the water even if the soil is wet. This leads to disrupted nutrient uptake, root cell die-off, leaf burn caused by salt uptake that destroys tissues, and reduced growth. Now, go look at your potted plants. Are they okay? Check on your people. 

Trees move, but slowly, and they can't run away fast enough from a spot that is a salt gestapo. The tree's internal environment becomes hypotonic. The solutes are lower relative to the surrounding salty soil. The tree is in a situationship with a hypertonic environment. 

But how? How do you revitalize the trees that are stuck in this type of environment. Some of these areas are in places where isolation is the word. 

I have read the different engineering ideas. It sounds more like the trees affected by being to close to the high salt areas would be swamped and efforts would be on the trees not affect yet. What could be done? Being nosy, I looked into it.

For salt-locked trees elevated/raised planting beds could be implemented. The trees could be elevated by building raised planters or berms which would improve drainage and prevent roots from sitting in saline water. 

Small diversion ditches to redirect the high-salt stormwater runoff could be built to redirect the runoff away from the trees. 

Constructing high-density fencing or plant dense evergreen buffers to block salt spray and high-speed winds from reaching delicate species. This would be eastern red cedar or wax myrtle. 

Soil amendment management which would incorporate organic matter such as compost to improve soil structure, increase nutrient retention and water filtration in sandy, salt-affected soil. Activated charcoal can be used into the soil around the dripline to neutralize some salts.
The dripline is the outer circumference of the tree's canopy and is reduced on the seaward side while the foliage is denser and more developed on the sheltered, landward side. This gives rise to description being windswept or salt-pruned shaped. The tree can present as highly modified, asymmetric and stunted. 

Fresh water can be used to flush or leach the salts out of the root zone periodically if there is adequate rainfall that doesn't occur soon after high exposure events such as a storm surge or heavy road salting. Interject a question here. Can salt poured on the ground in another place work its way out to the coast? Ergo, the salting doesn't happen that often but what about high salted areas when it comes to road salting like up North? What is there coastal forests like?

A system called a Gabion-Break can be engineered where porous woody breakwalls or gabion mats are placed to protect the coastlines and reduce wave energy that allow for health salt tolerant tree growth behind them. 

At the rate that people like to cut down the Mighty Oak during clear cuts on swampy areas out in Charleston near Francis Marion Forest, species that are recommended as a first line solution are Live Oaks, Cabbage Palm, and Eastern Red Cedar. A second line of defense would be Southern Magnolia and Bald Cypress, or River Birch. 

These tree types can be group planted to form a windbreak. Protecting existing root zones by using wood or wire fencing to avoid soil compaction and damage to the tree's dripline. Chemical control which would limit the use of fertilizers and pesticides near salt marshes to prevent runoff damage to the surrounding environment. 

So these are some of "all the things". If anyone has other thoughts and prayers put that out into the Internet Ether.

As you can read, this is a problem. It has been a problem because it affects farmland that becomes barren. The land is returned to a salty marsh or open water. It affects freshwater stores as well. People don't want to believe that climate change is a thing, but everyday conditions show themselves as a loss that someone has to fix before its to late. 

Should the word Climate Change be rebranded? Should it be something snazzy with a one word reference?

Why can't we go to the dessert and plant some trees? Live in bubbles under the sea? No, people want to spend their effort shooting off into Outer Space to live on another planet because they broke this one. I would be salty to Trees. 

The further problem that exists is high salinity can lower carbon dioxide but long term the net effect will be loss of soil carbon stores and and increase greenhouse effects from coastal wetlands and local farmland. The Ghost Forest enters the chat because the freshwater depend trees start to die, the new organic carbon reduces the input in the soil, this in turns causes an upturn in decomposing plant matter that lead to an increase in net carbon emissions. 

I wondered why we could go back to building a oyster bed reef like a barrier island to brunt the storms during high weather seasons for hurricanes. 

This is an involved subject. Knowing this, how do you feel that a group of people running around in the woods is trying to solve our problems?

On behalf of the trees, they are a little salty about this.
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Sources cited: 

Chester, Jonah. "Hunting for hidden Ghost forests. What SC's spectral woodlands tell us about the future." The Post and Courier/ PeeDee, 19 Mar-1 Apr. 2026, p. B5


Sunday, March 15, 2026

Confidentially speaking: A New AI Data Center Approaches



Remember this: When the water is high, it is high. When the water is low it is almost gone. I hope the AI isn't thirsty.

Due to the duck hunter noting he thought the duck pond was a tad dry, it got me to ruminating on water availability in the area, be it from the sky, under ground or coursing through as a natural water body. 

Of course, a new fear is unlocked or hope emerges...

Eagle Myra, LLC (Stream Data Centers) has been approved by the county to build a billion dollar data center in my county that plans to use a closed-loop cooling system which uses up to 43,050 gallons of water per day over six buildings. Like all corporations, they were given the discount treatment due to the approval coming via the Fee-in-Lieu of Taxes agreement that include special source revenue credits for covering the costs of infrastructure. 

The system this company is using is called closed-loop cooling. This closed-loop cooling system doesn't require high volumes of water extraction from local environments. My wee brain googled, what could this mean?

I feel like an owl regurgitating a damn pellet of knowledge and questions. Oh that after taste of biblical answers. This is a complex subject to traverse. 

Yet you can not find the details for this plan on the internet to read. It would appears the use of a code name and a Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) with the local officials acknowledging limited public information caused concern with the citizens. Appears shady right out the gate and the company hasn't told them the location or the river that it is going to leach off of. 

I wonder what the environmental impact statement is going to read like. Zoning, environmental impact and infrastructure would have to be addressed throughout its phases to make sure it is up to code. Where or what are the bills that will monitor these conditions?

I decided as a concerned citizen on behalf of environmental stewardship, God-given right to water, water availability, and keeping tabs on the local politicians making decisions based around secrecy, it makes me ponder.

The Council held a public hearing on Ordinance #2026-01 (Project Liberty) on 2026/01/22, where community members and the Pee Dee Lynches Riverkeepers raised concerns about the river drainage and water competition. 

I googled the County Minutes. There are more to come. The date for these minutes is February 10, 2026:

"Mr. Anthony Bolner, along with his colleague Santiago Escobar representing the developer of the proposed data center within the Marion County Industrial Park. He stated that the project is still operating under confidentiality. Eagle MYRA1, LLC is backed by a long-standing American Data Center development company with more than 26 years of experience designing, building, and operating data center campuses across the United States. Data Center projects like this one represent long-term local investments with development results that are designed to be quiet safe, environmentally responsible neighbors and strong contributors to the local communities in which they operate. At its core, a data center is a clean and secure facility that supports the digital services many of us rely on every day. Unlike heavy industrial uses, data centers do not involve manufacturing chemicals or industrial discharge, and they operate with very limited daily traffic and staffing. From an environmental and infrastructure standpoint, this project has been intentionally designed to minimize impacts. This facility uses a closed-loop cooling system, meaning there is no daily water consumption for cooling and no cooling-related discharge. Water use is limited to basic domestic needs, similar to a small office building, and there is no impact to groundwater or surrounding agricultural operations. Noise impacts are also minimal. Mechanical equipment is enclosed or screened, emergency generators operate only during limited testing or outages, and the site layout incorporates setbacks and buffers to further protect nearby properties. The developer will fully fund the required electrical infrastructure and utility upgrades, ensuring that no financial burden on existing customers or taxpayers will result from this development. Economically, this project represents a significant long-term investment in Marion County. Each building is projected to contribute at least $12-14 million per year to the County’s tax base, providing meaningful, sustained support for public services while also creating permanent, well paying local jobs. Mr. Bolner stated that Eagle MYRA1, LLC is committed to being a responsible, transparent partner, one that invests in Marion County, protects its natural resources, and delivers long-term economic benefits while remaining a clean, safe, and low-impact neighbor. Councilman Floyd appointed Mr. David Owens to the Marion County Zoning and Appeals Board. Motion was made by Councilman Rogers to appoint the County Administrator, David Crotts, to the Pee Dee Regional Council of Governments Board. The motion was seconded by Councilman Foxworth and carried unanimously. Minutes, February 10, 2026, Page 6 Motion was made by Councilman Foxworth, seconded by Councilman Gilchrist, and carried unanimously, to go into executive session for a legal briefing -Watford vs Marion County/CPST (Capital Sales Tax) matter. Motion was made by Councilman Foxworth, seconded by Councilman Gilchrist, and carried unanimously, to close executive session and reopen the regular meeting. Chairman Tennie stated that no action was taken during executive session called for a legal briefing -Watford vs Marion County/CPST (Capital Sales Tax) matter. Motion was made by Councilman Gilchrist that on February 24th, a meeting will be held at 6:00 pm, and on February 26th, a meeting will be held at 9:00 am, to identify any questions that the citizens may have regarding the data center. Chairman Tennie stated that, as a Council, they came up with two (2) dates. He stated that the County is doing its best to get the information across to the citizens of Marion County about the data center. The motion was seconded by Councilman Foxworth and carried unanimously. There being no further business to discuss motion was made by Councilman Foxworth, seconded by Councilman Floyd, to adjourn the meeting at approximately: 12:53 PM."

You can always depend on the local county government to either throw you under the bus on issues, address the issues, or the odious but expected sound of crickets. They are the first line of offense to sell out the community with the promise of something greater. 

For future reference this statement says it has a low impact on natural resources as a transparent partner, yet everything is confidential? Side-eyes.

                                          Photography by  Adam Zubek-Nizol


It would appear if you have no educational meetings addressing citizen concern, an online PDF to read about the project, or other tools to address questions and concerns by the locals, it would be expected that the company would have some sort of pushback? Better to educate constituents on the process that the AI data center would be utilizing than to leave them in the dark and expect them to do a trust fall after all the shenanigans of the Government, Federal, state, and local since forever. 

Local citizens are concerned about the AI data center usage versus residential and commercial businesses due to times of drought, competition with agricultural needs, and water table dropping. We still have to deal with the damming of water Upstate since the floods. There is the statement this facility is not suppose to impact residents electric and water bills. We will see.

The burning question here is: If you come to the table with secrecy, an NDA, and claims to be a transparent partner, with no data, how do you expect anyone to greet you with open arms and great expectations? What does this mean for the natural environment and where is your data? Are you collecting impact data? You want to use the land, the river, the water, and that has occupants of Nature that can't speak for themselves. 

We, as constituents, are among those living in this ecosystem that we speak of and can be just as affected by poor water quality, system malfunctions that could pollute the areas and impact wetlands that we go hunting on for duck, deer, hog, alligator, and fish out the rivers where heavy metals are already an issue. Now we have to worry about stormwater runoff impacting water, soil, and air quality in local habitats. Yet, is is implied that this facility is low use but if not managed correctly could impact wetlands and surround communities and farmland. Farmland in itself has become problematic due to real estate agents selling large tracts for cul-de-sac and elderly farmers being preyed upon by those types of people because they see a better vision for the property that doesn't include you living on it. To the nursing home with you.

With new business types such as the AI data centers, new regulations have to be formed to address special considerations for the possible fallout from its existence. One particular legislation is SC HB 4583, which mandates closed-loop systems and required data centers to report surface and groundwater usage for projects impacting sensitive areas. 

Swinging back around to natural habitat impacts and water availability when it comes to the forest, swamp, and byways, what could be so concerning?

Drought vulnerability, ecosystem disturbance and destruction, noise and light pollution and regional context.

We live on a living plane requiring water for living things to flourish. In the face of drought, those creatures and plants can't get the nutrients that feed them and become at-risk species. Animal, plant, fair or foul thing could disappear because we elected to keep our data contained or protected in a structure that shares an environment. Data doesn't care about the outside world. It is data. If there is a considerable uptake of water then that means more fires on the landscape. There may not be enough to grow crops to feed people, or your hunting harvests. You might not be able to buy corn to bait with because its not viable in the face of water scarcity. 

Indigenous people have been screaming and fighting on this topic for years, yet here we are. Mind-boggling.

While we focus on the local struggle, what kind of impact are these centers going to have on the larger area? Now you have to plot the locations of all these data centers by a water source and while they are running simultaneously, collectively what would there impact be?

Considering ecosystem disturbances, stormwater runoff and sediment entering waterways could affect hydrology and water quality. 

Noise and light pollution is to be expected. The cooling fans and security lights could disrupt humans and animals but at this point people are afraid to go with a light source, day or night. The next county over has become so over grown with human habitation that it lights up the sky from fifty miles away and disturbs the constellations in the sky. 

Larger data centers in the state are procuring stricter mitigation plans and required to report for all the incoming data centers.

It is concerning. When you have lived a long time to watch fifty miles one way get mowed down for the sake of industry and growth, you wonder is it all worth it if it is all gone. The green turns to grey and that is sad to think about.

Upcoming Public Meetings in Marion County at the Marion County Administration Building (2523 East Highway 76)

March 26, 2026  Thursday  Regular meeting 7:00 pm
April 14, 2026  Tuesday   Regular meeting 9:00 pm
April 23, 2026  Thursday  Regular meeting 7:00 pm 

There are several bills currently moving through the SC State House to create a state-level permitting process for data centers that are currently being handled by local governance.  

The following are proposed bills:

Proposed Moratorium (H.5286)
Introduced in 3/2026, this bill would temporarily halt final approvals for new data center projects until 2028, to include rezoning and building permits to allow for more environmental impact research. 

Data Center Development Act (S.867)
This bill would establish a new office within the Department of Environmental Services (DES) to oversee siting. It would require
efficiency mandates used for closed-loop cooling systems to recycle water than draw from local sources and ratepayer protections that require data centers to pay 100 percent of their infrastructure costs or prevent residential utility bill increases. 

Data Center Responsibility Act (H.4583)
This is a strict proposal that would require facilities to be energy independent and maintaining $50 million in environmental liability insurance and generating 100% of power on-site. 

Water Usage Transparency (S.724)
This bill requires any commercial data center consuming over 3 million gallons of water /month to report its usage annually to the state. 

After watching what corporations and government has been doing, you can't trust anything, especially the intentions of others. So bring on the regulations I say. 

The world is filled with data and now we have become hoarders of that data. But why?

These are useful links to help you start your AI learning journey.


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The Pond is Dry and other Conundrums

Photographer: Yulia Gapeenko
                                                      Photography by Yulia Gapeenko
 

Remember this: Migratory birds fly for miles. They remember and learn what to avoid. So do I.


Lately, life has been a distraction from my conservation efforts due to other people's health conditions. Today, I sat down and tried to review what the mind should be preoccupied with. 

Basically for me, being nosy and writing.

A duck hunter who previously rented land to peruse stopped me in the local store and informed me that he rented but didn't go on the property because the pond was dry. Its not even migratory fowl season and people are looking for perfection. I thought about this. How would he know if he didn't go on the property? I went on the property and took photos months ago. During the one day snow storm, I trucked back into the woods and took photos of the frozen pond and the water in the duck pond that was frozen as well. The reason for this is to make sure there was a hole in the ice on the sump pond so the gases would not build up in the water and form dire consequences. The ice thawed out in that week so it wasn't a long freeze. 

The concept for most endeavors that I do when it comes to habitat construction and maintenance is to let it take its natural course. I guess people expect me to fill nature's duck bathtub up for them? 

Maybe I should toss in some decoys?

I began to have thoughts on water economy and scarcity. It has been on my mind since I heard about the projected AI data center in my county reported by local news. Ergo, its shroud in secrecy so I expect there to be something else going on in those six buildings. 

Now I got a disillusioned duck hunter, a dry pond, a drought of some sorts, and a data center looming in the distant future. 

Here I was thinking of buying some duck eggs and hatching them. Let no good intention go to pot. 

Its not bad enough I have to see the influx of deer into my county because the county over is so overrun with humans, buildings and their activities that the deer are now trying to hide across county lines. It looks like an alien invasion at night. I feel sorry for the deer because all the hunters do is drive around day and night trying to figure out how they can capitalize on watching a herd of ruminants get jammed up in a small area of farm and woodland. The pressure on them is incredible. Yet on rolls the wheels of progress, right over us all. 

Its a struggle. I am waiting on people to complain we need a killing because the deer are pooping in their yard. I have actually heard this non-sense from a person that was trying to request a permit to snipe them off her property. Wasted meat, what a shame.

Those deer's only crime was existence and having to have a bowel movement. Can you imagine what her thoughts were on human beings. 

It is more of a pain in the posterior when you are trying to manage a location that is a breeding ground for those little 20 lb sukies the hunters with their kids indiscriminating go out an shoot because everyone needs to have an experience. They won't even allow them to have a moments piece with their progeny. Its like the feeling people must have had back in the day when they were smoking bison and stacking them high. I sound so bitter. Guess I am?

                                                 Photography by Hamim Fadillah


I am not even gonna get into the other raging disappoint in my life when it comes to agencies that fall short of grace, character, and valor to be a bunch of punk barney's running around in the woods. All they are about is the bottom line.  

The plan is to go assess the situation and figure out if I can improve it but unless the tears of God fall from the sky, I don't expect a surplus of water to fill a hole in the ground to fulfill another person's expectations.



Monday, November 24, 2025

Holy Punctuation!


Remember this: At the changing of the Guard of the Great Blogger, sometimes you have to watch out for the data running off the rails. 


If you have read my previous posts, you will see it has been littered with poor punctuation, etc. Due to Blogger changing with its updates to the programming and algorithm, there are times the format goes out of correction and turns into a diabolical nightmare for anyone with pet peeves on correct grammar. Even the font has to be sassy. 

So apologies for that. 

Grammar and punctuation ghosts start popping up left and right. Since the Dark Ages of Me on this platform, there are gap years when I fell into Corporate slavery, hunting melancholy, and my life path ran across many states. Those were the Dark Ages along with malicious mystery bad actors that searched for me high and low and branded me a Criminal since the Third Grade! 

As eyes are reading, I am going back to those and correcting them. 

Thank you in advance.

~Courtesy of the AOFH~


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Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Halloween Creative Prompt Hunt


Image Credit: Andres Ramos


Remember this: Games are fun. Let them begin. 

Dear Reader de Noches,

As promised, here are some creative spooky prompts to get you going. Finished products should be posted to social media so we can see. 

Expires 10-31-2025 at 12:00 am. 


1. You have just found out Aunt Vera has passed. Aunt Vera is into the Occult. She is on her way quietly housed in a urn made in the shape of a spirit box. Unbeknownst to the family-the spirit box is real. Tell or show us everything that has happened the week after her remains arrive at your door up to Halloween. Remember she didn't like you, or does she? You can do a video journal everyday. Incorporate an eerie original tune. Make Aunt Vera proud!

2. You are a homicidal maniac that is having second thoughts over your obsession for a book character called OingaBoinga. Make a video directed at Booktok rallying the Booktok troops to do a supporting video expounding on why OingaBoinga is the best thing since birria tacos. FYI-OingaBoinga's favorite color is Sunset Orange.

3. Aunt Vera's husband, Uncle Jerry, has a phobia of Haints and the color blue. He is suspicious Aunt Vera is coming back to haunt him due to her newfound knowledge in the Spirit World. What could it be? FYI-Uncle Jerry is prone to semi-sleep paralysis.

4. The artist job is to be interpretive. In your best creative dramatic way, retell the story of how Ichabod Crane and Brom Bones meet. Of course, feel free to elaborate on the Headless Horseman's allergies to all things pumpkin spice and fire hazards. 

5. Working from a script, you as the noob actor is asked to screen test a moment from Rearview Window. Do your best alternative ending Jimmy Stewart scene. Be horrifying. 

6. Dressed and in character as Alfred Hitchcock, video diary facial expressions and dialogue in spooky lighting, a moment of terrible realization that something is amiss. Be original. 

7. Write a three minute historical mystery that is filled with suspense, in prose, that alludes to something brewing to make us feel uneasy about the present. Read it to a spooky tune and upload to Tiktok. 

8. Have an Edwardian lunch while Rome is burning in the background with a quartet of violins playing Akasha's song

9. Work from your super power as a journalist. Dress as Miss Crabbits and tell us, while spying out the window on Hollow's Eve, why its important to be nosy and ask questions. She lives on Magnifying Street

10. Construct a Birkin bag knockoff but make it Halloween. Use cheap constructs. Make sure your logo is front and center. 

11. Bake a cake in sculpture form. Use vintage Halloween as inspiration.

12. Construct a stop motion video or vinyl record cover called, Life of a VooDoo doll

13. In your best childlike art draw a picture of what scares you in dreams.

14. You are a gypsy tarot reader. Your customer changes into a werewolf. Use TooTurntTony as Inspiration. 

15. Using Hieronymus Bosch as inspiration. Construct a foam board triptych of vintage Halloween images that tell a story.


Happy Candy Hunting 

Image Credit: Emran Hossain


~Courtesy of the AOFH~



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